i know it's wrong, but I love it. Love it, love it, love it. It is deeply disturbing on so many levels, and yet also completely amazing. If ever there was an act born to win Eurovision, Jedward are it. They are singing "Lipstick", and by that I mean singing in the loosest possible sense, but it doesn't matter because they are bouncing around and pogo-ing like demented robots who've eaten too many Haribos and I LOVE IT. This HAS to win, surely? Any other outcome would be unacceptable.
All you have to do is take one look at their haircuts and outfits to understand that these boys more properly understand the spirit of Eurovision than anyone else in the field: