fic master list
CW RPS: Jared/Jensen

Accidents Happen. PG-13. 3,100 words. Jared wakes up one morning, rolls over, and kisses Jensen. And then freaks out about it.

Costarfucking: An Idiot's Guide to What Not to Do. NC-17. 16,000 words. Fucking around with your co-star is all well and good until somebody falls in love. Written for purelyironic for Sweet Charity.

Farther Away from Where We Are. NC-17. 17,842 words. In which Jensen goes to Texas and gets drunk all the time, and wishes he were Prometheus, because then his poor dead liver would grow back every night. Also, eventually there is J2. Written for a truly awesome anonymous person for Sweet Charity.

Lingering in the Golden Gleam. NC-17. 21,000 words. On New Year's Eve ten years after the end of Supernatural, Jared goes to sleep in Los Angeles and wakes up in Vancouver, in bed with Jensen Ackles. And they've got kids. Plot shamelessly ripped from The Family Man. Not actually an AU, although a large part of the story takes place within an AU.

Mr. Right Next Door. NC-17. AU. 30,195 words. Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had fallen for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles' job was to track Padalecki's every move. Written for spn_harlequin.

Wasted on the Young. NC-17. 15,000 words. Once upon a time when Jared was five and dinosaurs roamed the earth, rubber duckies appeared out of thin air and submarines surfaced in Jensen's bathtub. Also, two very pretty boys got stuck in very sexy situations. Crack, age regression and a ducky ex machina. Co-authored with memphis86.

Workin' Hard for the Money. NC-17. 1,807 words. After Jared gives Jensen the most fantastic blowjob of his life, Jensen runs into him again, and they go back to Jensen's house and fuck. Hooker fic. Sequel to balefully's Heart of Gold, which you'll want to read first.


Other RPS

Some Surreal Country. JC Chasez/Chace Crawford. NC-17. 3,125 words. JC Chasez and Chace Crawford were totally doing it.

Jagged and Endlessly New. JC Chasez/Chace Crawford, Chace Crawford/Ed Westwick. NC-17. 4,054 words. "I think I'm moving out of my apartment," Ed says one afternoon on set. They're huddling in Chace's trailer between takes. Sequel to Some Surreal Country.


SGA

How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It. McKay/Sheppard. NC-17. 14,427 words. If you asked John, the part where he had to marry Rodney to save him from the poisoned brownie he ate off-world? It never happened.


Imaginary Heroes

Ever Moving in Our Orbits. Tim/Kyle. NC-17. 4,117 words. Things aren't a whole lot better after graduation, except for how they kind of are.


HP

The Yellow House. Harry/Draco. NC-17. 29,000 words. Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy's life is in danger. It's up to Harry Potter to protect him. Contains spoilers through HBP.

Draw Down the Lines. Draco/Ginny, with some Harry/Ginny and a hint of Harry/Draco. NC-17. 3,875 words. She thought he was kidding at first. Contains spoilers through HBP.


Alias

Kitchen Full of Knives. Will/not!Francie, Sark/Allison. PG-13. 3,747 words. She has been living as Francie Calfo for months now. She has had to push Allison Doren out of her life. She can’t, after all, be Francie if she is Allison. Sometimes she wonders which of them she really killed. Contains spoilers for Season Two.

The Rush of This. Sydney/Noah. PG-13. 783 words. Noah Hicks was the first man Sydney ever made love with. She has never told anyone this, not even Noah. Possibly the most random pairing I've ever written in any fandom! No particular spoilers, beyond the fact that Noah Hicks exists.

SPN
Sam/Dean

All in a Row. NC-17. 1,876 words. They're spending the spring in Amarillo, Texas. It's Sam's senior year of high school and he's been begging to stay in one place for ages.

Alligator Alley. PG-13. 1,023 words. In which there is a devil alligator, a t-shirt gets destroyed and Dean is maybe a little pudgy. Established relationship, futurefic.

Another Long Story in a Down-South Bar. PG. 950 words. This is one version of what could have happened after Continue As You Were. Angsty, weird, free of crack. Oops.

Continue As You Were. NC-17. 20,001 words. Sam is willing to do whatever it takes to get Dean out of the deal. Post-AHBL genderswap. Sequels: Other Ways and Means and Another Long Story in a Down-South Bar.

A Foreign Language I Once Knew. NC-17. 4,605 words. Dean's always known Sam needed him, but it takes him a while to catch on to how. Pre-Stanford, written for spn_remix based on annkiri's Your Eyes Are Open.

If You Say to Me Tomorrow. R. 616 words. Sam is sixteen when he realizes he's in love with his older brother. Unrequited Sam/Dean. Set in the same 'verse as The Last Fifty Miles and The Rule of Three, but you don't need to have read either of those to read this.

In the Telling. NC-17. 1,391 words. After Sam gets him out of the deal, Dean fucks a lot of girls. Written for the spn_gleeweek guess the author competition.

Other Lifetimes by the Shore. PG-13. 3,795 words. Sam and Dean spend a summer in Maine. Post-AHBL.

Other Ways and Means. NC-17. 1,731 words. This is one version of what could have happened after Continue As You Were. The slightly-cracked, definitely porny version. Sam and Dean are both very much guys here, and you needn't have read the genderswap to understand this.

Parting Shot. NC-17. 4,056 words. Sam wants to make a deal. Based on a conversation with joosetta about Sam and deal-making: What if Sam went to the crossroads and the crossroads demon appeared as a guy? Post-AHBL.

A Rose by Any Other Name (Would Be Just As Gay). NC-17. 673 words. Sam and Dean spend the night at a bed-and-breakfast. With rimming.

Singing Stories for the Dead. PG-13. 1,866 words. It's been a long time since they walked to the tree with the blue X spray-painted on it, the point past which Sam could not go. Contains spoilers for 2x22 'All Hell Breaks Loose' Part Two.

The Green River County Detention Center Experiment (Being Wrong Is a Bitch). NC-17. 8,097 words. If Dean were to admit that he needed to be Sam's bitch under any other circumstances in the world, it would probably make Sam's life. But oddly enough, Sam's not really feeling like laughing right now. Prison bitch fic. Partial AU for 2x19 'Folsom Prison Blues'.

The Last Fifty Miles. R. 19,700 words. Sam doesn't get visions anymore. That's how it starts. Written for the Evil Sam ficathon for the prompts Evil!Sam has a serious urge to pass on his genes, so seduces any number of women in an attempt to get them pregnant with his evil spawn and Dean has to keep Evil!Sam locked in a cage. Set after 2x20 'What Is and What Should Never Be' but contains one tiny spoiler for 2x21 'All Hell Breaks Loose' Part One. Sequel: The Rule of Three.

The Placement of Water and Lead. NC-17. 10,969 words. Sam stops telling Dean about his visions. Picks up immediately after 2x17 'Heart'.

The Rule of Three. NC-17. 10,950 words. Dean drives south. Sequel to The Last Fifty Miles.

The Seven Levels of the Candy Cane Forest. PG-13. 2,750 words. Raised by a craftsman and his wife, Sam undertakes a dangerous journey to the north to discover who he truly is--and meets someone unexpected when he gets there. Based on a rip-off of a rip-off of Elf. The amount of crack here is just. I don't even know.

The World Gone Still. NC-17. 4,083 words. Dean could have stopped this thing if he'd been a little faster, a little less weak—but on the last day of Dean's year, when Sam shakes him awake at 3:30 in the morning and says he's figured it out, Dean finds himself incapable of forming the word 'no'. Set sometime after 3x08 'A Very Supernatural Christmas' but doesn't really contain spoilers for anything past 2x22 'All Hell Breaks Loose' Part Two. Written for spn_apocasmut. Warnings: toeing of the non-con line, experimentation in style and point of view.

Too Close for Comfort. NC-17. 2,307 words. Sam and Dean have to share a sleeping bag. It's all downhill from there. Birthday fic for joosetta based on her ridiculously cute Weecest sleeping bag picture. Weecest and schmooop.

Treat Her Like a Lady. R. 6,042 words. You can never tell when a conversation with a really smokin' woman is going to come back and bite you in the ass. Dean gets cursed into dating Sam.

What Cannot Be Unlearned. PG. 1,026 words. The state road winds through horse country, farmhouses with red roofs and split-rail fences. This could maybe best be described as Sam's love poem to Dean and the world. Written for spn_50states (Virginia) and set after 2x20 'What Is and What Should Never Be'.


het and other slash

A Time for All Things. Sam/oxoniensis. (No, really!) NC-17. 681 words. Never mind everything but the girl grinning at Sam from across her bedroom, short dark hair and pale eyes and tiny, so small Sam could carry her one-armed if he wanted to, tucked against his side. We all realize that this is a cracky concept and not meant to be taken seriously, right? Cool.

Easily Lay Me Down. Dean/FC, Sam/OMC. NC-17. 995 words. Dean goes to Stanford to surprise Sam on Halloween, but it doesn't quite work out how he'd thought it would. Written for the spn_gleeweek fic guessing comp.


fic that defies all categorization

The Love Bug. Impean, Wincest [implied], Damniotic [implied]. NC-17. 905 words. Cowritten with notthequiettype, phaballa, wendy and nasus221 for Fic Idol at winchestercon. Some people love their car, but Dean Winchester LOVES his car. Now with 100% more buttsex.


gen

Coins on the Ground. PG. 391 words. It's the last summer before Sam leaves for Stanford. Written for spnflashfic: souvenirs.

Swim with the Fishes. PG. 1,186 words. Sam's ten years old. It's about time he learned how to drive. Written for spnflashfic: Supernatural 101.