Edit: Let me preface this by saying that yes, of course Signe knows about this and I definitely cleared it with her before posting. Can we all say, "Crack," and also, "Not to be taken seriously," before we move on? Sweet, just making sure.

Title: A Time for All Things
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/oxoniensis. No, really.
Word Count: 681
Disclaimer: Sam Winchester belongs to Eric Kripke. Signe belongs to herself.
Summary: Never mind everything but the girl grinning at Sam from across her bedroom, short dark hair and pale eyes and tiny, so small Sam could carry her one-armed if he wanted to, tucked against his side.
Author's Notes: You guys might remember me talking recently about how my layout was a piece of poo, and Signe offering to fix it. WELL. I promised her porn in return, and we were joking about how I should write Sam/her and then it, uh. Actually happened! So anyway, have some self-insert fic, ONLY NOT. Or should I say, Signe-insert fic? *hides*

( A Time for All Things )

Here are the ficlets from the ficlet meme I posted earlier! Also, apparently I couldn't write anything rated higher than PG-13 tonight unless it was Dean/Kristin Kreuk plus Zombie!Sam. IDK, either.

( For deirdre_c: J2, skinny dipping. PG-13. 256 words. )

( For notthequiettype: Dean/Kristin Kreuk with BONUS ZOMBIE!SAM. NC-17. 575 words. )

( For lostt1: Sam/Dean, sleep medication. PG, and kind of more pre-slashy than slashy. 287 words. )

( For tvm: Sam/Dean, spice. PG. 430 words. )

( For deadboywalking: Sam/Dean, the frog/toad from Bedtime Stories. PG. 547 words. )

Whee, that was fun! *passes out*

I'm writing and rewriting lots of long fic right now, which is eventually going to be AWESOME, but is kind of lacking in instant gratification in terms of getting stuff done, so:

The first five people who comment with a character or pairing and some kind of prompt get a drabble ficlet. (Let's not kid ourselves here. No matter how hard I try for a drabble, I will ALWAYS be like, "But I have more than 100 words of stuff to say!" So yeah, ficlets.) ETA: And I've got five!

Example: J2, Ash's pumpkin

Keep it to SPN and CW RPS, but any pairing you want. If you've been DYING for a Dean/Kristin Kreuk ficlet, I'll write it! I reserve the right to write complete and utter crack if it's a crazy pairing, though. Dean/Kristin Kreuk, for instance, would have BONUS ZOMBIE!SAM.

I was just thinking today about how it has been more than a month since I last posted fic here, which is kind of sad! But girlmostlikely just revealed the authors over at spn_gleeweek, so at least I get to claim my contribution to that now!

Title: Easily Lay Me Down
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Dean/FC, implied Sam/OMC (Stanford-era)
Word Count: 995
Disclaimer: All characters, situations, etc. belong to Eric Kripke and others.
Summary: Dean goes to Stanford to surprise Sam on Halloween, but it doesn't quite work out how he'd thought it would.
Author's Notes: When girlmostlikely asked for writers for the spn_gleeweek guessing comp, I immediately said, "Eee, sure!" and sat down to write, and uh, somehow this is what came out of that! More notes about the pairings after the fic. Thanks so much to aynslee for looking this over for me!

( Easily Lay Me Down )

Title: Draw Down the Lines
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,875
Pairings: Draco/Ginny, Harry/Ginny and a bit of Harry/Draco -- but really it's all about the Draco/Ginny.
DISCLAIMER: All characters, situations, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling and her publishers.
Summary: She thought he was kidding at first.
Author's Notes: So I thought that after 48,000 words of Crepúsculo I'd said my piece on Draco/Ginny. But it seems that I then went and wrote 3,800 words of Draco/Ginny porn, so huh. I guess I lied. Thanks to actriz_k for looking this over.

( Draw Down the Lines )

Title: Crepúsculo 11/11

Author: causeways

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Draco/Ginny

DISCLAIMER: Characters belong to J.K. Rowling. They're not mine.

Summary: Dumbledore explains it all.

Author's Notes: Since I started writing Crepúsculo in 2002, it only incorporates canon through GoF, so you'll find various inconsistencies with later canon in this fic. Among other things, Dumbledore's still alive, as you might have noticed from this chapter's summary, and Ginny's name is Virginia rather than Ginevra. Continuing the trend from Chapter Ten, this chapter contains an HBP reference. Huge thanks to Soz for betaing all the way through. Previous chapters can be found here.

( Chapter Eleven: A Number of Truths )

Title: Crepúsculo 10/11

Author: causeways

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Draco/Ginny

DISCLAIMER: Characters belong to J.K. Rowling. They're not mine.

Summary: In which there is shit, and a fan.

Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to Soz for betaing. I started writing this before OotP, so it only assumes canon through GoF. There might be an HBP reference or two in this chapter, though, if you squint.

( Chapter Ten: The Key )

Previous chapters can be found here.

Title: Crepúsculo 9/11

Author: causeways

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Draco/Ginny

DISCLAIMER: Not mine.

Summary: Things begin to fall apart.

Author's Notes: Thanks to Soz, as always. I've been writing this fic for about a billion years, so it's not based on anything past GoF canon, but it may contain some references to OotP and HBP.

( Chapter Nine: The Riddle )

Previous chapters can be found here.

Title: Crepúsculo 8/11

Author: causeways

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Draco/Ginny (no, really!)

DISCLAIMER: Not mine, as usual.

Summary: Ginny attends a particularly educational Charms class.

Author's Notes: Thanks to Soz for the beta. Sorry for the long wait between chapters, as always. I started writing this fic before OotP, so it's only based on canon up through GoF although there are some mentions of things that will sound familiar from later canon, if you look for them.

( Chapter Eight: The Other Side )

Previous chapters can be found here.

So I wrote Sydney/Noah fic.

( Sydney/Noah. Spoilers through 1.18: Masquerade. High PG-13 for references to sex. )

Title: Crepúsculo 7/11

Author: causeways

Rating: PG-13

DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling various other corporations/things, not to me.

Summary: She'd kissed Malfoy. She had kissed Draco Malfoy purposefully and willingly. That would have been bad enough, but she’d liked kissing him. There were so many things wrong with this that she didn’t even know where to start thinking about it.

Author's Notes: I've been writing this since well before OotP came out, so it's not based on anything past GoF canon, although in this and later chapters I may include some ideas from either OotP or HBP or both if they seem to fit. Thanks to Soz for beta-reading since the beginning, and to everyone who's been reading this fic. Y'all are awesome.

Author's Notes, Part II: I chose the title for this fic back when I thought foreign language titles were cool. I've since changed my mind on that subject, but the title's been around for more than three years at this point, so I guess I'm stuck with it. In case you were wondering, "Crepúsculo" is Spanish for "twilight."

( Crepúsculo 7: Scylla and Charybdis )

Title: Kitchen Full of Knives
Author: causeways
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Will/not!Francie, Sark/Allison
Word Count: 3,747
Disclaimer: J.J. Abrams’ characters, not mine. Spoilers for a good bit of Season Two.
Summary: She has been living as Francie Calfo for months now. She has had to push Allison Doren out of her life. She can’t, after all, be Francie if she is Allison. Sometimes she wonders which of them she really killed.
Notes: Thanks to actriz_k for looking this over a while back. Some details and one direct quote are from alias.fannesite.

( Kitchen Full of Knives )