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FIC: The Rule of Three

Title: The Rule of Three
Author: causeways
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 10,950
Disclaimer: All characters, situations, etc. belong to Eric Kripke and others.
Summary: Dean drives south.
Author's Notes: This is the sequel to my Evil!Sam fic The Last Fifty Miles, so this probably won't make much sense unless you've read that first. Huge thanks to xtinethepirate for betaing this TWICE after her computer ate the first copy, and thanks to joosetta for fielding my random questions.

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FIC: Coins on the Ground, and a comm pimp!

I come bearing fic! It's still not Evil!Sam, I'm sorry to say. xtinethepirate was nearly done with the beta and then her computer ATE ALL HER WORK. Very lame for all involved. So anyway, I'm not sure how long it's going to be before she has a chance to redo all her hard work -- as I understand it, she's very busy during the week -- so if any of you guys has the time to beta 11,000 words of Evil!Sam, I'd happily send it your way! Any takers? (ETA: Xtine says she can get it to me by the weekend, so I should be okay, actually. But if anyone's totally dying to beta Evil!Sam, you're still welcome to it.) Anyway, Evil!Sam will exist one of these days. Just not as soon as I'd hoped, it's looking like. :\

But like I said, fic in the meantime! It's for spnflashfic, which you guys should all go check out. It's a weekly / bi-weekly flashfiction challenge, where you're given a prompt and you have to write between 100 and 1,000 words (although it can be more) based on it. You can only post the fic to the comm until the deadline, the point of which is, as merryish said, to draw people in to the community. So anyway, you guys should all go participate! This round's prompt is souvenirs, and fics are due before July 2nd.

And here's my contribution:

Title: Coins on the Ground
Author: causeways
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Word Count: 391 words
Summary: It's the last summer before Sam leaves for Stanford.

Link to fic: Coins on the Ground
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hustlers grab your guns, your shadow weighs a ton

Evil!Sam part two is off with xtinethepirate being betaed, Jared and Jensen have officially met in my spn_harlequin fic, and I just spent the past three and a half hours cooking an enormous dinner and smoking hookah with some friends. Life is pretty damned good. \o/

But hey, question for you guys: How do you rate your fics? Do you do it by the MPAA system or do you just go with Explicit / Non-Explicit? Do you do something completely different?

I've been using the MPAA system, but it occurs to me that my idea of what constitutes R and what constitutes NC-17 is kind of arbitrary. I was vaguely working under the assumption that NC-17 meant explicit buttsex, and R was everything up to but not including said explicit buttsex but I'm pretty sure that's something I just made up a while back. Is there actually a rule there that I've just never run across? *is curious*

Also, I can't seem to stop listening to "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco. I'm totally a summer behind on this. WTF, self.

I've got a couple of friends in town for . . . thirty-six hours total, starting tomorrow morning at 6:40 (ouch!) so I'll probably be scarce around these parts between then and late Sunday night. Don't write too much good fic in the meantime, okay, fandom? My to-read folder is plenty full enough as it is. ♥
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you're just mad 'cause i'm fronted by quote unquote hot bitches

Random moment of o.O for the day:

When I walked into my German philosophy class this afternoon, someone had written on the board: Jared and below it, in German, the Alpha Girls.

My first thought was: OH MY GOD. Someone in my study abroad program has read Mean Boys. So 'fess up, y'all. Which one of you was it? :D

In other news, I'm plugging along on the Evil!Sam sequel. ~6,700 words so far and all I can think is, "But there is so much plot left to go!" Why do I do this to myself? Why is it that every plotbunny I have is for a friggin' epic? *sigh* And I don't even want to TALK about how ridiculous spn_harlequin is going to be. I am SO SCREWED. \o/
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i want to see all of you

Miscellaneous post of miscellany!

1. Have you guys been following writeatmidnight's Sick!Verse? [Jared/Jensen, NC-17ish, WIP -- seventeen chapters so far] It's long and hurty and this Jensen has some serious issues. I'm real down with that kind of thing -- jerking my heart around for 100,000 words? Yes, please! -- but if you're looking for just a little bit of issues followed by a lot of sex, this probably isn't the fic for you.

2. But even if you're totally uninterested in the one hundred years of angst (coupled with stomach-flippingly-sdlfkjsdkf moments, I should note!), you should all go download staranis's Sick!Verse soundtrack, because it is made of win. Twenty-three songs, mostly acoustic, and I've been listening to it non-stop for days.

3. It occurs to me that I should probably stop leaving the notebook in which I write Evil!Sam open on the kitchen table. Just because my roommates are Germans doesn't mean that their English isn't pretty darned excellent or that they wouldn't recognize explicit buttsexin' when they see it. *facepalm*

Plan for the evening:

-- finish rewatching The Green Mile. It's been on the to-do list for three weeks now. It is time. Done, and it made me cry. And want Shawshank. And tangentially, FPB.

-- rewatch 'Heart' and enjoy Jared's incredible hotassness. \o/ Done, and omg, y'all. Jared? Is SUCH A HOTASS. /things that are not news.

-- play with Evil!Sam. :D Done, to the tune of 768 words! \o/ (768 words for the day, just so that's clear. That is so nowhere close to being the end of Evil!Sam, ahaha.)
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FIC: The Last Fifty Miles (2/2)

Title: The Last Fifty Miles (2/2)
Author: causeways
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 19,700
Disclaimer: All characters, situations, etc. belong to Eric Kripke and others.
Summary: Sam doesn't get visions anymore. That's how it starts.
Author's Notes: Written for sevenfists' Evil Sam ficathon for the following prompts: Evil!Sam has a serious urge to pass on his genes, so seduces any number of women in an attempt to get them pregnant with his evil spawn and Dean has to keep Evil!Sam locked in a cage. Set after 2x20 'What Is and What Should Never Be' but contains a small spoiler for 2x21 'All Hell Breaks Loose' Part One. I owe albydarned big time for stepping in and whipping this fic into shape. And when I say whipping, I'm not kidding. All remaining errors are my own.

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FIC: The Last Fifty Miles (1/2)

Title: The Last Fifty Miles (1/2)
Author: causeways
Rating: R
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 19,700
Disclaimer: All characters, situations, etc. belong to Eric Kripke and others.
Summary: Sam doesn't get visions anymore. That's how it starts.
Author's Notes: Written for sevenfists' Evil Sam ficathon for the following prompts: Evil!Sam has a serious urge to pass on his genes, so seduces any number of women in an attempt to get them pregnant with his evil spawn and Dean has to keep Evil!Sam locked in a cage. Set after 2x20 'What Is and What Should Never Be' but contains a small spoiler for 2x21 'All Hell Breaks Loose' Part One. I owe albydarned big time for stepping in and whipping this fic into shape. And when I say whipping, I'm not kidding. All remaining errors are my own.

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hold your glass up, hold it in

Is anyone else's Internet being omgslow right now? It is KILLING ME. Come on, honey, you can load these web pages, I swear. *pats laptop*

So I'm back from England. Had a lovely time for my last couple of days in Oxford, and then went to London and met up with aishia, balefully and lazy_daze for pub food and loud squealing. aishia had to leave after that -- how'd your exam go, by the way? -- and balefully and lazy_daze took me back to their flat and joosetta came over and we watched approximately five hundred SPN videos and a movie called Cowboys and Angels (which involved ADORABLE IRISH BOYS. Not only are they so gay for each other, but also THERE WAS A MAKEOVER SCENE. Amazing.) and joosetta read awesome porny Wincest aloud and then we watched House and also To Wong Foo, which is, I am pretty much convinced, the pinacle of movie awesomeness. DRAG QUEENS getting stuck in a tiny small town and, like. MAKING OVER THE TOWN. The only thing that could make it better, as we discussed at length, is if it were a J² AU.

If I just overused all caps and the word "awesome" a little, it's because basically the day was COMPLETELY AWESOME. ♥

I'm going to go make a brief attempt to be social. My friend Suz has both cake and the Firefly DVDs, which I have never seen, but last night I discovered sevenfists' Dean/Mal and I am suddenly REAL DOWN with the idea of Firefly in a way I never was before. But! When I get back I will be posting 19,700 words of Evil!Sam (holy fuck, self), so be excited. :D
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